My apologies. I’ve overdid it on the title. It wasn’t very ladylike of me. But sometimes there is just no getting around the truth. And the truth is that I dig the Miller 64 jingle but absolutely despise actual Miller 64. The jingle? Awesome. Catchy, even. The beer? Terrible. Tastes like piss. But we can at least sing the song in joyful oblivion, no? So enjoy, you gents who are looking to save carbs and calories by choosing carbonated piss water a lighter beer. Enjoy.
