Not sure if it’s the sunshine, warm weather, or the short-sleeve shirts but summer silliness is definitely in the air at The Cyphers Agency. Just take a look at some of the QUOTES heard around the office lately, and you’ll know exactly what we mean.
- My brain hurts so bad, it’s from being so smart.
- You just salted me!
- I love toaster ovens! It’s sorta like an easy bake oven.
- Sorry if my hair is falling all over your stuff, it’s shedding season.
- I need to go, you’re creeping me out because you’re being so nice.
- I’m feeling expensive today.
- I don’t like people to have solutions to my problems. I want them to be like, yeah that’s an impossible problem. Good luck with that.
- What are you eating that comes from a carton! I heard a carton!
- You can do whatever you want as long as it looks sexy.
- I’m like the sad mother right now.
- Your eyeballs are humongous right now.
- My shirt is made out of polar bear and insulation.
- I got all emotional because of the smell of the Target parking lot.
- That sounds like a fake cough.
- Can we just hire an intern to talk to? answer: It’s called a psychiatrist.
- Just thinking about going to bed early is making me smile.
- I wonder who was like, “let’s burn some bread and then eat it.”
- We need to have more plot than I can’t wait to get home and do it with my vampire boyfriend.
- Your whole face just looked like I pooped all over it.
