Quotes of the Week!

Quotes of the Week!

Sometimes you just need a little something to brighten your day – Especially during winter on the East Coast.  Here is our attempt to make you smile (even if it is at our expense) on this cold, icy Tuesday.

Without further ado, here are our Quotes of the Week!

“I would clean Oprah’s toilet. I would do anything for Oprah.”

“I just want to date that guy.  But only if he will always wear that uniform. And never talks.”

“You could say you hate it and set it on fire and I’d be okay with that.”

“She’ll beat you if you don’t do it.”

“I told him they were gone but it was already in his mouth.”

“It sounds like there’s a t-rex down there. He’s like a werewolf or something.”

“This is thicker than I thought it was. (That’s what she said.)”

“She gave me Valentine’s Day underpants. She hearts me.”

“I know she’s my mom, but sometimes I just want to smack her in her face.”

“That poop looks like a baby.”

“Math is hard, that’s all I’m saying.”

“I feel like these reports are flinging poo at us.”

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