And We’re Back…With New Cyphers Agency Quotes!

Here at the Cyphers Agency, we tend to get excited about the little things – Like cupcakes. We also tend to laugh really hard at our own silliness and we know you like it too.

So without further ado, we present to you the latest edition of our fabulous QUOTES!

-I just don’t like sweating and getting in the car and having my butt stick to the seat.

-Running is one of my biggest fears.

-I like your zipper. If it weren’t on your boob I’d zip it.

-That was my mouth that made the fart noise, not my butt.

-You guys are squeaky a lot.

-It changed my life, I don’t know what I’ve been doing for the past two years.

-Do you like the wienies?

-Choking is allowed.

-It’s not like a retarded hand or anything.

-It was skinny and white and flailing about.

-When you walk in on wang it’s no big deal.

-I feel like we should be in a barn.

-Everyone wants to touch my butt. It’s juicy!

 

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