I look forward to compiling this list and letting everyone know the awesome things that seem to pour out of our mouths here at TCA. This month we’ve been on quite a roll and will require two parts. So enjoy Part 1 of our Funny Friday series of nonsense.
- Do the pencil, clench your butt and then pray.
- I have a weird fear of getting lost at sea on a small raft, by myself.
- I never cry in public…unless I’m super drunk.
- You’ve reached a whole new plane of efficiency.
- Please let me blow on my computer in peace.
- If I wake up before 630am I throw up.
- I had a wild parenthesis and I didn’t know where it came from!
- You smell like nuts.
- It’s always nice to look at the list before you have to edit it for public consumption.
- I just used the term ‘darn tootin’ and it felt good.
