Here at The Cyphers Agency, we are very concerned about your health. Since we know laughing is a great way to stay healthy, we have decided to provide you with some free health care…
And now your prescribed dose of QUOTES!
-Is this supposed to remind you of Abe Lincoln?
-Remember to turn off the faucet or the dolphins will die.
-I have a mild to medium cold.
-All her fingers are the same length.
-He’s a violent cold hearted killer…in video games.
-My chap stick was in Vietnam.
-Sticky notes are really food for getting dead skin off your body.
-There are teenage boys tonguing each other while I’m trying to enjoy my vodka.
-I’m trying to be leisurely.
-My peripheral vision hasn’t gotten used to you yet.
-I would never segway near a cliff.
-Maybe you’re just a shitty biscuit maker.
-That sounds very rapey.
-You need to be nicer.
-Bad things happen when I touch it.
-Hey! It’s Cinco de Mayo!