Oh the Things We Say

It’s taken a little while for me to compile this short list of weird thing we say. Maybe we’ve just been more ‘normal’ these last couple of months…

  • Boots are the hats of legs.
  • Look at that bird, flying free through the sky. I envy that bird…
  • Holy Binders!
  • People like to be cupped.
  • Someone can smell my gummy wrapper if they want.
  • When I hear that sound, it makes me want to put knives in my head.
  • Sometimes, I wish I could take my nose off and soak it in water.

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