It’s taken a little while for me to compile this short list of weird thing we say. Maybe we’ve just been more ‘normal’ these last couple of months…
- Boots are the hats of legs.
- Look at that bird, flying free through the sky. I envy that bird…
- Holy Binders!
- People like to be cupped.
- Someone can smell my gummy wrapper if they want.
- When I hear that sound, it makes me want to put knives in my head.
- Sometimes, I wish I could take my nose off and soak it in water.